Right now, it looks like fake 3D, with layers that are very apparent. You go to the screening room, you are hoping to be thrilled, and you’re thinking, huh, this kind of sucks. People can say whatever they want about my movies, but they are technically precise, and if this isn’t going to be excellent, I don’t want to do it. And it is my choice.

Michael Bay And James Cameron Skeptical Of 3D Conversions (never thought I’d see the day I agreed with Michael Bay on anything)

(Those converted movies, incidentally, include shit-on-a-stick Alice in Wonderland and the I’d-bet-good-money-it’ll-be-shit-on-a-stick Clash of the Titans.)