"And then I pass the front door, and all these nurses are standing out front, and they're all crying. They're watching us, and they're crying. And I didn't know why they were crying. I was like, Why are they crying?"
I write books, albeit slowly. I'm a freelance editor for hire. My favorite form of chocolate is the type that, perversely, contains the least actual chocolate, but on balance I'd be just as happy with, like, a bowl of vanilla-flavored sugar or a nice Charentais melon.