Aidan, international obstetrician: “In America, when you have a boy or a girl, they put you in a chair like [his stepdad] Will’s in and they fold it and open it with you in it and make it so you lie flat on it, like a bed, and that’s how they do it.”

Everyone’s home from the hospital, all are well. Aidan bought his new brother a sort of sock cat as a present, which is very sweet.