The Nameless Horror

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door. ‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door - Only this, and nothing more.’
Customer review for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz on Amazon that you should all go and read right now. (Thanks, Chase!)