The Nameless Horror

Salsa is still often made with only three or four ingredients, though most commercial brands continue to add a great deal of sugar to make up for the absence of human flesh.
Golden Apples, Crimson Stew | HiLobrow (via someone else, but I forget who)

--

mkhall:

Porn Detection Stick by Paraben

Simply plug the PDS into any computer running Windows XP, Vista, or 7, launch the program and the PSD will find any pornographic images - even deleted ones! The Porn Detection Stick uses a complex series of algorithms to analyze flesh tones, shapes and curvatures, face detection, body part separation, and more to alert you to images likely to contain pornographic material.”