The Nameless Horror

Salsa is still often made with only three or four ingredients, though most commercial brands continue to add a great deal of sugar to make up for the absence of human flesh.
Golden Apples, Crimson Stew | HiLobrow (via someone else, but I forget who)



Porn Detection Stick by Paraben

Simply plug the PDS into any computer running Windows XP, Vista, or 7, launch the program and the PSD will find any pornographic images - even deleted ones! The Porn Detection Stick uses a complex series of algorithms to analyze flesh tones, shapes and curvatures, face detection, body part separation, and more to alert you to images likely to contain pornographic material.”