The Nameless Horror

What I’m saying is, a large number of men have lost their ruggedness. Maybe they never had it. I believe to be a man is to be tough mentally and physically. To have a small set of skills to survive from day-to-day when needed. Like lifting weights or boxing in a dust and spider-web-infested concrete shed with a tin roof.

A few buried half-kernels of parenting-related material aside, I am almost convinced this is satire.

Also: I heard half of it in Leslie Nielsen’s voice.




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