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I'm John, though much like Bruce Wayne I also have a shadowy alter-ego with a far more flamboyant career. While "Sean Cregan" may not have quite the same ring to it as "Batman", I'm less frequently attacked by angry dogs, so it all balances out. I write books for a living, take photos, and I'm a single dad with a little boy.
The Nameless Horror is a nickname I somehow acquired, and this is my tumblelog - a kind of endless brain orgasm whose glistening globules of pearlescent wisdom are too long for Twitter and too short or silly for anything official. I can be reached via email at namelesshorror [at] gmail.com.
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Looks like you’re about to grab that microphone from the wall and start singing or announcing wrestlers.
We have the same camera.
It’s a lovely bit of kit, the D80, isn’t it? I’ve been amazed at how intuitive it is despite looking so bloody complicated.
Truth be told, I have no idea what that thing on the wall is. I think it’s a fitting for a gas lamp (the house is kinda old), from the pipework, but I’m damned if I know for sure.
I like it! Very handsome, serious, and smart.
Luscious.
Excellent, except that thing on the wall ought to be photoshopped out because my eyes are drawn to it instead of you.
Why do I suspect you’re standing on top of a pyramid of half-naked terrorists with electric prods on their naughty bits, it’s just been cut out of the photo?
Why do I suspect you’re standing on top of a pyramid of half-naked terrorists with electric prods on their naughty bits, it’s just been cut out of the photo?
I’ve got to stop sending you candid shots of my house.
You look older in this shot. Like, 25.